Why Are You Single (According To Your Zodiac Sign)?

One of the most amazing things about being single is that when you long for love, you feel like you’ll be alone forever.

If you’re dating someone, you may have forgotten what it’s like to be without your special partner. But chances are, you’ve dreamed about it at least once.

Why are you single?

Every zodiac sign is different when it comes to not entering into a long-term relationship.

Aries

Aries is still single because he sees life as a competition and flirts like a caveman.

You’re the guy who walks up to a stranger at a bar and asks if he wants to make out. If he says no, he moves on to the next one, feeling stronger each time, until the bouncer kicks him out.

Aries also tend to do what little children do when they’re in love. Imagine an adult going out of their way to tease another adult at work. This doesn’t end in love, but rather in a conversation with HR.

Taurus

Taurus is still single because they’re too lazy to sweep anyone off their feet and get comfortable too quickly. They’re perhaps the laziest sign of the zodiac.

You don’t usually go looking for love unless you’re sure it has something to offer you, like nice dates, flowers, and birthday presents. The problem is, you also have trouble sharing and spending money on decent birthday presents. You literally buy your partner something you’ve always wanted, as if they don’t see through it.

Taurus also loves nothing more than doing nothing, which means going on three dates and then sitting on the couch for the rest of the relationship.

Gemini

Geminis are always single because they don’t want to stop talking, and it can never be just about the two of you.

You compare your current lovers with your past ones. Geminis can’t keep secrets or hold down a job (okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration), but stability, peace, and tranquility aren’t their strong suit.

Things are happening around the clock here, like you’re wearing a romper. In love, you tend to be more youthful and less interested in settling down or thinking about the future. Now is the perfect time for dates and photos to show off on Instagram how great you are as a couple.

Cancer

Cancer is still single because he is looking for someone who is just like mom or dad and who will talk about marriage and children on the first date.

You’re looking for a spouse and a family. Cancers vacillate between wanting to raise and be raised. On the one hand, home-cooked meals are great.

On the other hand, it gets boring when you have to be accused of not coming home before 9 p.m. and spending every weekend with your mother.

Leo

The Leo is still single because he struggles with the paradox of needing the hottest partner possible, but one that isn’t so hot that he overshadows the Leo.

You need to be the hottest person in the room, but you also need a hot partner, but also someone who adores you. In a relationship, it’s best to stay below your weight and find someone who’s just happy to be with you.

Leo is more interested in posting the perfect selfie on social media than spending quality time with a real person. They may not even notice that someone is unhappy, as long as the photos look good.

Virgo

Virgo remains single because they believe it’s helpful to point out their weaknesses and get things “right.” In reality, no one is good enough for Virgo.

Plus, it’s really hard to be spontaneous with someone who showers before, during, and after sex and thinks talking about contagious diseases and veggie smoothies is foreplay. Virgos love by the book, but skip all the “yucky” stuff, which also happens to be all the fun stuff.

The Virgin dies if she finds a hot pepper in her food or if her LaCroix is ​​too fizzy, making eating at a restaurant too difficult.

Libra

Libra is still single because they wouldn’t make a move even if their life depended on it, or choose between their thousand crushes. In fact, Libra will seriously wonder why someone isn’t asking them out, but it will never occur to them to make the first move, never.

You swipe left on everyone, but you never reply to messages. You like it when people read your mind and kiss your butt because you believe there are plenty of fish in the sea that would line up to get a bite of your worm. Oh, and you let people know.

Libra lets their companions starve while they wait for Libra to choose something from the menu. Libra then lies about how good it tastes when there’s something wrong with the food, and then lies about having a good time. The person they’re dating only finds out what Libra is really thinking when one of their friends tells them.

Scorpio

The Scorpio is still single because he has no patience for someone who is less than himself. This is probably someone way out of his league who is stalking him.

You’re either all there or all gone, and you flirt by staring at someone without blinking and then saying something really creepy, like, “My pet is attracted to your pet.” It’s a true story.

Scorpios never take anything at face value and read too much into things. They think it’s a marriage proposal and have a hard time accepting a “no.” This is why Scorpios tend to fall in love with people who reject them.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is still single because they like it that way and panic at the first sight of commitment. Seriously, of all the signs, Sagittarius prefers being single and is happiest when they are.

Hookup culture is your dream come true, and you’re going to live that dream as long as you can! Even if you fall in love, it won’t necessarily be your dream man or woman, and you won’t necessarily stay in love forever.

On the rare occasions when a Sagittarius feels lonely, it’s because they can’t stay in one place and their gaze wanders. Flirting is just one form of communication, albeit more with hips on the dance floor than with words.

Capricorn

Capricorn is still single because no one else is good enough, and Capricorn is too shy to flirt and doesn’t want to be seen smiling in public.

It’s hard to find love when you act like a butler in front of your crush. It’s also hard to find love when your first priority in a partner is either someone who will help you build your empire or someone born rich and well-connected.

Capricorn is also a secret pervert who suppresses some serious quirks in order to appear hypernormal in public. Capricorn is best at pretending to be too good for any partner.

Aquarius

Aquarius is still single because they don’t believe in labeling relationships or in monogamy. Aquarius enjoys being with people, just not as partners or spouses.

You don’t want to be pigeonholed. You probably can’t even handle the constraints of an “open relationship.”

It’s also really hard to find a partner when you live for proving you’re smarter than everyone else. Aquarians can go on a date, engage in a battle of wits with the other person, and win. Then they wonder why their date isn’t excited about the amazing opportunity to bask in the presence of a genius.

Pisces

Pisces are always single because they already have an imaginary boyfriend they’ve been dating for years. These water signs are in relationships and marry for love, but mostly for the idealized person, not the real one.

You don’t want to deal with the inadequacies of real people who exist in the first dimension. You can happily live in a fantasy world with a fantasy.

Pisces also tend to fall into the trap of pretending to be a wounded animal in their search for love. While searching for a savior who will provide them with a fairytale happy ending, they discover that this savior is just as flawed as everyone else. Feeling literally betrayed, Pisces flees into the arms of their imaginary lover.