When you get out of a relationship, you can find yourself doing some pretty weird things, things you look back on and wonder how you managed to do them!
Aries(March 21 – April 20)
You are trying to have a relationship with one of your friends or a relative of your ex-partner.
There is no logic to your behavior. Do you think that if you manage to have sex with someone who is related to your ex, they will run to tell you how amazing you are or are you trying to make them regret breaking up with you? No matter what you do, it’s not nice to use someone to achieve your goal. One way to forget someone is to replace them, but with someone out of their reach.
Taurus(April 21 – May 21)
You become emo and start writing sad poems, prose or songs.
It is good that you want to turn your feelings into something creative and if you are inspired to write something. However, some of your breakup writings should not be seen by anyone else. Write it down, save it to your computer and throw it in a drawer. Give it some time to see if there really was anything real in what you wrote, look at it when the pain is gone.
Gemini(May 22 – June 21)
You spread rumors about your ex.
It is not good to spread rumors and gossip about your ex-partner. You think you can do damage control and influence the way those around you view you, but it will only make you look like a badass. Regardless of what you say, most people will either believe you were cheated on or that there were irreconcilable differences between you. Don’t put yourself in a bad light if you spread lies, the damage could be much greater than you think.
Cancer(June 22 – July 21)
You text and call him excessively.
You refuse to let go and constantly want to keep in touch with your ex. It is easy to see that your anger is cause for concern. If he needs to talk to someone, he certainly won’t do it with you. If you want to remain friends, you still have to go through a period of respite. It’s embarrassing when you send message after message and it never gets answered. Maybe he doesn’t answer you, but the messages he sends you are clear, don’t contact him anymore!
Leo(July 22 – August 22)
You will call your ex-partner mean nicknames.
You think it’s funny, but mean nicknames for him are serious and show that you don’t take it very well. Telling him that is bad enough, but telling his friends and family is even worse. Use this creativity for something that can make you feel better. Write a novel about your relationship, but be sure to change the names in the story.
Virgo(August 23 – September 22)
You change radically.
When your relationship is over, you try to change everything about yourself, do things you wouldn’t normally do, and say things that sound weird out of your mouth. You may think that if you are a completely different person, it won’t be so bad, but the truth is that you are hiding from yourself. In the end, you’ll have to come to terms with the fact that the breakup changed your life, but not in the completely fake way you’re trying to.
Libra(September 23 – October 22)
You exaggerate everything.
Normally, you are a person who strives to live in balance, but if you go through a breakup, you become a different person. You will do anything to escape the pain. You drink too much, you eat too much, you spend too much, you overdo everything except take care of yourself. All this hostility makes you feel worse, not better as you might have thought. How about drinking lots of water instead of alcohol or skipping parties in favor of hanging out with friends to tell them how you feel?
Scorpio(October 23 – November 21)
Change the bed linen.
No, you don’t just wash the bed sheets, dispose of them, throw them in the trash and buy new ones. Anything your ex-partner enjoyed in the past is thrown out of your house, just as you hope to succeed with your heart and mind. You make a ritual of getting rid of every trace of him as if your house were a crime scene. Be careful when you burn the photos of yourself if you don’t want your whole house to catch fire because of your anger.
Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)
You isolate yourself.
You, the traveler and the adventurer, go against what represents you when you go through a breakup and seem paralyzed. You barely leave the house. If you don’t work from home, you will get sick. You will do everything you can to withdraw from the world and find comfort in the routine and things that are familiar to you. Your friends and family will have trouble recognizing you.
Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)
You dramatically return the things that belong to him.
You collect everything he gave you and all the things he left with you, but you also make a big show when you give them back. You want to hurt him as much as you can and you think that if you give him the plover cut into pieces you will make him suffer. The problem is that you will hurt yourself more and you will regret returning some items to him. If you’re lucky, you can get someone to retrieve them for you, if not, you’ll regret being so impulsive.
Aquarius(January 20 – February 18)
You want to stay friends with his friends.
You’ll justify asking your ex’s best friend out on a date by saying that you’ve always liked him and don’t want to lose him now that the relationship is over. The truth is, you just want him to tell his ex how amazing you are and how much fun he’s having with you. In your evil world, his friends will side with you and turn against him.
Pisces(February 19 – March 20)
You create a fake profile and hook your ex-partner.
This rarely works, especially if your motives are questionable. You think you know what he wants from a woman and so you create a profile that you think will attract him. Once you do, you become the epitome of his ideal girlfriend. What happens when he catches you in a lie? Have you thought about the consequences of your actions? This is really important to you!