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The zodiac signs when they’re drunk …

Whether they’re tipsy or totally drunk, each of the signs indicates a different nonsense when they’re drunk.

Some are encouraged and turn into party people while others end up in the kitchen crying over drama.

Aries – a crazy drunk who looks like an extra from an Indiana Jones movie

This character loves alcoholic beverages and has the ability to drink most of their friends under the table.

The only problem is that – as a risk taker – the adrenaline usually kicks in at some point – and then suddenly you find her on a tightrope between two 20-story buildings.

It won’t be easy to talk them out of it either, because that would mean a loss of trust.

Try bribing them with another drink!

Taurus – Lock Everything and Hide the Crystal!

As a rule, Taurus is a joyful drinker and good conversationalist.

You’ll also be able to make sure friends and family have a safe journey home or a shoulder to cry on.

The only time a Taurus creates a drunken mayhem is when the inner dancer takes over the helm. Arms and legs will spin like cyclonic windmills.

The bull has been known to take out an eye or smash a precious Ming vase when in the midst of a drunken dance madness!

Cancer – messy and melancholy, but they will smile through the tears

Cancers aren’t the neatest drunk and like to channel their best Irish poet when drunk.

You will cry for lost friends and loved ones, but they will also be philosophical and toast to new beginnings.

They miss their home, their dog, their elementary school teacher, and often lose their wallet and phone on a night of memories.

If the Cancer gently curls up in a ball of drunken memories and covers them with a blanket, they will be fine in the morning.

Gemini – Fine one minute, walking disaster the next

Twins look as if they have everything under control, funny, talkative and calm on their feet – then suddenly – without warning they throw up in a potted plant and talk nonsense.

You are the “surprise” who gets drunk at every event and everyone wonders what happened.

The twins’ drinking threshold is also unpredictable – sometimes it’s a glass, and sometimes it’s an entire bar fridge!

Be prepared for turbulence!

Leo – not always the party person

Just because the zodiac sign Leo can be flashy and loud doesn’t mean that alcohol produces the same properties.

Often, after a few drinks, they turn into introspective watchers, careful not to lose control or behave in a way that is not exactly regal.

They also tend to get pouty drunk if not given proper attention.

When they’re in a bad mood, they can lapse into a pounding grumpiness.

Virgo – it is not her drug of choice

Virgos are usually not big drinkers – they don’t like the smell or taste and would very much prefer medication.

They also have the worst hangover of all signs and will be heard about for days.

When they drink, their normal lack of tact can go flat out and friendships can be lost.

Libra – most likely to break out to a drunken song

The Libra personality loves a bit of drunk karaoke and somehow manages to convince even the most antisocial participants to a round of cheesy 90s hits.

Contagious in their enthusiasm, they can turn a boring event into the party of the year.

The only downside is that when they’re full they loosen up with their hands and lips – and spread the love a little too far.

Scorpio – able to tell beautiful drunken stories

Alcohol loosens the tongue and sting of the scorpions and they transform into fabulous storytellers, telling magical stories about themselves and their friends.

It doesn’t matter if these stories are true, just let Scorpio take you on a journey of the imagination.

This sign can also elegantly pass out wherever they stand or lie – then you know the party is over.

Sagittarius – always the one with a lampshade on his head

Sagittarius are practical pranksters who, when drunk, come up with clever pranks to make fun of friends and family.

Sometimes they fail to understand other people’s understanding of what humor is all about and end up in the kennel or cell – just be careful not to join them!

Capricorn – Social drinker who subsides after a few drinks

Capricorn loves one or the other sociable drink and is sure to talk about anything to anyone in the room.

They can, if they push the limit, do a little bragging and chat about politics or portfolios.

But it’s one of the few times that they actually allow themselves to let go of their vigilance and not bother about all the bullshit.

Aquarius – helps them relieve stress, but don’t look for them when they go away – they are sick of it!

Alcohol helps Aquarius relieve the pressure of having to save the world on a daily basis.

As they relax, the conversation goes from deep and meaningful to shallow and chatty.

But they also know when the limit is reached and will just go away without saying goodbye – don’t blame them – they’re just done.

Fish – sometimes it looks like you’re watching a train wreck, you can’t look away!

The Pisces sign is a master of self-medication.

When they go through a period of depression they can become very sentimental and divulge secrets.

Their alcohol tolerance is low, and some of the crazier are known to end up in hospital with alcohol poisoning.

Yet when they’re happy and even-tempered, this token can be one of the cutest drunks there is – spreading joy and fairy dust everywhere!

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