zodiac Signs

The Schitt’s Creek Quote That Completely Embodies Each Zodiac

Aries

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I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” — David Rose

Taurus

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“Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.” — Alexis Rose

Gemini

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“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” — Moira Rose

Cancer

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I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. — David Rose

Leo

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I walk through life in really nice shoes. — Alexis Rose

Virgo

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I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine. — Stevie Budd

Libra

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I do not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing: taste. — David Rose

Scorpio

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“I’d kill for a good coma right now.” — Moira Rose

Sagittarius

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“The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” — Moira Rose

Capricorn

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If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.” —Moira Rose

Aquarius

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“I hope that someday I find someone who I can stand long enough to feel a little lost when they’re not around.” — Stevie Budd

Pisces

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“This wine is awful. Give me another glass.” — Moira Rose 

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