Cheap pick up lines that will make you laugh
Can’t find the right words to address your crush or loved one?
Are you looking for a pick-up line that will help you at least put a smile on the face of the person you’re talking to?
Kitschy pick-up lines have existed as long as there are singles who are looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday evening.
We still use them today, even though apps like Tinder and Bumble have replaced the first face-to-face meeting for many singles.
It’s always scary walking up to someone and introducing yourself because there is always the possibility of getting dumped.
But using a pick-up line that is just cheesy or silly enough may make someone laugh, and that’s at least a step in the right direction.
Because who said cheesy pick-up lines didn’t work? One of the best ways to sneak into someone’s heart is to make them laugh.
We have compiled the funniest and cheapest pick-up lines as ice breakers for you , which are cheesy, but if you are brave to try them, you will surely reap a smile, if not even find love.
These cheesy pick-up lines can at least make it easier for you to get into conversation with your counterpart or to make you immediately interesting.
1. Are you a wizard? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
2. I’m not a photographer, but I can get an idea of the two of us.
3. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next friend.
4. Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?
5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently no one has ever stood next to you.
6. Are you a camera? When I see you I have to smile immediately!
7. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all of my prayers.
8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can i have yours
9. I’m lost. Can you tell me how to get to your heart
10. I think something is wrong with my phone. Your number is not there.
11. Are you sure you are not tired? You’ve been going through my head all day.
12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart that takes off?
13. Are you a boxer? Because you are a blast!
14. I was wondering if you have an extra heart. Mine just got stolen.
15. Would you hold my hand so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?
16. There is only one thing I want to change about you and that is your last name.
17. Besides being good, what do you do for a living?
18. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I come over again?
20. The only problem with your lips is that they are too far from mine.
21. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
22. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, don’t they?
23. How is it that you are so beautiful?
24. Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky
25. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
26. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been looking for.
27. You are sure to turn many heads with your looks!
28. Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
29. I may not be a genie in a bottle, but I can make your dreams come true.
30. I think I can make you happy.
31. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them away from you.
32. I’m sorry, did you talk to me? – [No] – Then please start.
33. Are your parents aliens? Because there is nothing like it on earth!
34. Are you a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
35. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
36. Can you keep something to yourself? – [Yes, what?] – Me, forever.
37. I have to be in a museum because you really are a work of art.
38. I think about how I know you all the time. Now I know: You are the woman from my dreams!
39. What other sights is there in this city besides you?
40. Do you know where you can buy oxygen bottles here? When I see you, I’ll take my breath away!
41. Are you a dictionary? Because you give my life meaning.
42. You remind me of a magnet, because you really attract me!
43. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good at numbers. I’ll tell you what, give me your number and see what I can do with it.
44. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
45. Somebody should call the police because it must be illegal to look this good!
46. I’m sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? ‘Cause I dropped mine when I saw you
47. The sun rises in my heart at the sight of you.
48. My pals made a bet with me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with her money?
49. Is it hot in here or is that you?
50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he wants my heart back.