The kind of moron you attract (according to your astrological sign)
We’ve all been there… We’ve had catastrophic relationships and dated men who didn’t deserve us at all.
But do you know what kind of man you really attract? Why do you feel like your love life is just a series of failures?
Well, quite simply, because according to your astrological sign, there is indeed a type of man who can’t help chasing you. And that relationship always ends up being toxic.
So who is your go-to jerk, according to your zodiac sign?
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
You attract immature men .
These men see your jovial nature, your tendency to always go for anything and think that you are like them; a woman-child who will use her “sense of adventure” as a pretext for not having a serious relationship.
They will avoid “categorizing” your relationship, thus granting themselves the right to deny the efforts necessary to respect another human being.
Taurus
(April 20 – May 21)
You attract men who want to manipulate you.
They sense your loyalty and try to fool you to win you over.
Then they reveal a changing personality, very “D. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”.
Their desire is for you to commit so that they can exploit you as they please.
These are men who always need to have someone by their side and who appear to be “good” but “unlucky” people – but those who are unlucky to know the true story will tell you just the opposite!
Gemini
(May 22 – June 21)
You attract lazy men.
They see your jovial disposition and decide to live through you.
They give you the role of leader and won’t lift a finger to plan anything romantic or fun.
They only see you as a show meant to keep them entertained and wonder what would make their life meaningful – all the while lying on the couch doing nothing.
Cancer
(June 22 – July 22)
You attract clingy men.
Cancerians know how to love and people want to receive their love, but never do anything to deserve it.
They will do just whatever it takes to win you over and then become true vampires eager to suck your full attention, never giving you anything in return.
These men are doing you the worst service because they are desperate to be with someone and are unable to be alone – but they are not on your level and they know it.
Lion
(July 23 – August 22)
You attract men who are not done with their ex.
They see you as a way to achieve their ends – to get her back by making her jealous.
Most of all, they want a girl who looks perfect on social media.
It’s insulting because, of course, you are that girl, but you are also much more.
But they don’t care.
Virgin
(August 23 – September 22)
You attract men who are looking for a second mother, not a girlfriend.
They see your stability and think that by being in your company, they too will magically become stable.
You will find yourself caring for them more and more until one morning you wake up and realize that you have a child and not a life partner.
Balance
(September 23 – October 22)
You attract men who are not looking for love.
Few are able to resist Libra women, and their social skills are a boon for many men who want to rise socially or for those who believe that the “right” partner will allow them to be successful professionally.
Love isn’t in their top 5 most important things in life , but they will chase you after everything (then make you feel clingy, just because you want to be their priority).
Scorpio
(October 23 – November 22)
You attract superficial men.
They love Scorpio women because they laugh at everything, but they never want to go beyond this step.
They initiate arguments just to avoid any truly intimate moment.
They will belittle or joke you when you need their support.
As fiery as you are, you also have intellectual needs and a joker, however spiritual you are, is unlikely to satisfy those needs for long.
Sagittarius
(November 23 – December 21)
You attract men who are incapable of taking anything seriously.
You like to joke. They like to joke.
But somehow, they still find a way to make you stop laughing.
You just want a little time when they’ll be real with you and tell you that they LIKE you.
No one wants to find themselves discussing only the rain and shine with someone with whom they have had a relationship for several months.
Capricorn
(December 22 – January 20)
You just attract morons.
They take themselves too seriously and care only about themselves, their appearance and their work.
They love your stability and elegance, but you will often feel that their interest ends there – as if you are just a trophy that they are showing off and have no deep feeling for.
And maybe they don’t!
But that’s just because they’re heartless robots and not because you don’t deserve them.
Aquarius
(January 21 – February 18 )
You attract boring men.
They love to listen to you talk about the books you’ve read and your ideas – but they don’t seem to have any.
They hang on to you because deep down they know they’re boring.
They think dating you makes them interesting and smart people, but in fact all they’ve done is rock out and date someone who’s smart and interesting instead of them.
Pisces
(February 19 – March 20)
You attract the moron in all his glory.
You attract men who want to appear cool and deep, but aren’t at all.
They want to date you so that they can hold on to your authenticity (that is, your ability to be who you want to be without worrying about what other people think).
In fact, it will use you for the image you are reflecting, while making you feel like you suck because they themselves are anxious about the way you are different.
